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[axeyou]

Wow, you never called me.

[alsohawkeye]

I haven't called you yet, that's not the same as never.

[axeyou]

Like you were planning on it.

Do you like politics? And mysteries? And Orion with the pretty face? And other pointless shit?

[alsohawkeye]

I've been busy, things came up.

I don't like politics, I sometimes like mysteries, I like Orion's face and plenty of other pointless pretty shit. What do you like?

[axeyou]

No politics, no mysteries, Orion's face is okay. I like new clothes, decent mattresses, bladed weapons, and the still in the back of the Nidhogrr that someone keeps running but not regulating or watching. I love whoever's doing that.

And secret messages. And training sims. And dates.

[alsohawkeye]

Secret messages?

[axeyou]

Not even that secret. Something with all this Council bullshit.

That's why I asked you about politics.

[alsohawkeye]

Oh, that one. I'm not sure what I think about it yet but obviously there was something shady about those missions.

Are you planning to stay with the Nidhoggr even with things shaking up?

[axeyou]

It's nothing I'm nervous about. And like I said: I really like the still. So yeah, I guess so.

Why?

[alsohawkeye]

Just curious. It has kind of a revolving door reputation. And lots of talk lately about who's angling for new ships/crews.

[axeyou]

Uh huh.

Is this your way of announcing some big life change for you?

[alsohawkeye]

No.

[axeyou]

Why not? I hear there's lots of talk lately about who's angling for new ships/crews.

[alsohawkeye]

Really? Where'd you hear that?

[axeyou]

No, sorry, I can't reveal my sources, no matter how cute and reliable they are.

[alsohawkeye]

So it's Orion.

[axeyou]

Please. He wishes.

[alsohawkeye]

He comes off like a douchebag but you have to admit it's quite a face.

[axeyou]

It'd be easier to admit if he was gagged.

[alsohawkeye]

Just mute the audio.

But even better than silent: I have a programmer friend who auto-tunes announcements like his so they sound like they're singing. It's way more fun.

[axeyou]

But I like gags!

[alsohawkeye]

This is more than I needed to know about you before we've even been on a date.

[axeyou]

Oh, so we are going on a date?

[alsohawkeye]

I don't know, I guess now it might depend on just how much you like gags.

[axeyou]

I'll tell you at the end of our date.