[There's that middle school again, but she's starting to get it.]

That sounds-- [wait for it] --stupid. Do you get to break the bottle over their head if you don't want to make out with them?

And why is there a bottle anyways.

[and thank god she doesn't see or notice any hint of smiling or else this coziness would quickly come to an end. now explain these things to her please answer for modern society]