Wow. Bad pirates. If you're checking the jungle? Actually check the jungle.

[Not impressed, yet still kind of amused. She's humoring this little bedtime story, okay.]

But I guess maybe they were really good at hiding too, huh. That's all that happened to them? A cave, and a treehouse, and maybe they were hungry for a little while--and the book just ends? What happens. There's got to be more to it.