He has a need. Look, I just can't rest knowing that my godson--my best mate's son--might not have ever had it off. That's a crime against so many things. And Remus did have CMO--which, all right, yeah, poor taste. But he did have. I think that makes them even-ish, at least, in the need department.

[Although as he's carrying on, a thought is occurring to him...]

But I think we could make this work yet. Fulfill all needs.