[--is Sirius' agreement, somewhat indignant. Unicorns are very real. They did whole lessons on unicorns. Boring old unicorns. Waste of bloody time.
Then again...]
Although if unicorn freckle is impetus to give you a kiss I dunno that you want to argue, mate. I bet she's fanastic. Kisser. Fantastic. Oi, Kate, look--
[Also easily distracted in the moment, Sirius twists around again to paw at Remus' abs as well. He is, blessedly, wearing a jumper and not a jumpsuit today, which should make this easier, but. Doesn't, because Sirius can't quite work out the hem of said jumper for any grand unveiling. He frowns at it, irritated for about two whole second before he stops fumbling and settles for more insistent pawing.]
Surprising muscles. [Another pat.] You don't expect 'em, but here they are. Sort of unfair and also unicorny. 'Cos whoever met a cabin boy with such surprising muscles, eh? Which can be your lead in. No owing. Just motivation. 'When last we left our intrepid Captain Kate she was looking over at her cabin boy Lupin who was so hard working and Supportive, and she was like, oooh, what surprising muscles you've got...'
[AND THEN, with another two pats to the abs for Remus as silent punctuation.]
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[--is Sirius' agreement, somewhat indignant. Unicorns are very real. They did whole lessons on unicorns. Boring old unicorns. Waste of bloody time.
Then again...]
Although if unicorn freckle is impetus to give you a kiss I dunno that you want to argue, mate. I bet she's fanastic. Kisser. Fantastic. Oi, Kate, look--
[Also easily distracted in the moment, Sirius twists around again to paw at Remus' abs as well. He is, blessedly, wearing a jumper and not a jumpsuit today, which should make this easier, but. Doesn't, because Sirius can't quite work out the hem of said jumper for any grand unveiling. He frowns at it, irritated for about two whole second before he stops fumbling and settles for more insistent pawing.]
Surprising muscles. [Another pat.] You don't expect 'em, but here they are. Sort of unfair and also unicorny. 'Cos whoever met a cabin boy with such surprising muscles, eh? Which can be your lead in. No owing. Just motivation. 'When last we left our intrepid Captain Kate she was looking over at her cabin boy Lupin who was so hard working and Supportive, and she was like, oooh, what surprising muscles you've got...'
[AND THEN, with another two pats to the abs for Remus as silent punctuation.]