[ Kate is laughing about cabin boy so it takes a second to sink in and then she does a double take. ] Wait, what do you mean there are loads? You've actually got unicorns? [ It is clear that they have actually got unicorns and that Kate feels this is unfair. Her mouth is open and top lip curling up in affront and everything.

Sirius is blathering and patting at Remus's apparently extant abs and Kate's hand joins his but she is rolling her eyes. But it stays there, palm pressed light against his stomach, fingertips caught in his sweater even as she's laughing and reaching out to set her hand on Sirius's face and give it a slow and playful shove out of frame. If there were a frame. ]

We are not a romance novel, stop narrating!! You're so weird. But I am a fantastic kisser, just for the record. Shouldn't Remus be off kissing one of the twelve million girls we set him up with at the date thing? Are you kissing them and if not why not? [ she holds a fist up towards his face but not at all in a punching way, turned so it's like she's holding a microphone up for an interview. ]