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[alsohawkeye]

[ He gets a reply like 8 hours later. Maybe she was in a dead spot? (No.) ]

Good news: I'm still amazing at it. How goes the whole dude who sucks at exits thing?

[civilwarring]

Oh you know: still pretty great at acting like a tool.

[alsohawkeye]

Have you managed to come up with an explanation in the last month, or should I just assume you have a secret girlfriend or something?

[civilwarring]

No secret girlfriend I swear.

[And no explanation, apparently.]

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[alsohawkeye]

Well that's something, I guess.

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[alsohawkeye]

fyi my second guess is that you were overcome by a sudden desire to drink all of my blood so I don't know if you're actually doing yourself any favors here.

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[civilwarring]

[Immediately:]

Hahaha what

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[civilwarring]

That's crazy.

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[civilwarring]

I like how you jump from secret girlfriend to blood sucking. That's kind of a big gap there.

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[alsohawkeye]

Yeah, funny how that happened, right? It's almost like when I got home later the network still existed and I could still read. Between the lines, even!

I lied, 2/3

[alsohawkeye]

Look, obviously it's a secret you're keeping and outing people isn't really my thing so if that's what you're worried about, don't be.

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[alsohawkeye]

You should probably be more concerned about what a terrible liar you are.

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[civilwarring]

Look I don't have any idea what you're talking about.

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[civilwarring]

But seriously when I ducked out last month I had a good reason. It's just private.

[La la la plugs ears everything is fine everything is totally fine.]

[alsohawkeye]

[ A pause. Five minutes feels really long sometimes, huh? ]

Alright, I'll just take your word for it. I've been ditched in much dumber ways, believe it or not.

[civilwarring]

I hope it involved someone literally flying away because that's pretty awesomely dumb.

[alsohawkeye]

No flying, which now I'm kinda sad about. Also no literal backflipping, but that's sort of how I remember it anyway. Also a really weird incident with a carriage in central park and a ninja, once.

[civilwarring]

A ninja. Seriously?

[alsohawkeye]

Sort of. It's a long story and I'm still not actually sure why he was trying to be a ninja then. Mid-life crisis maybe.

[civilwarring]

Ouch. That's rough.

I promise this wasn't a ninja kind of deal.

[alsohawkeye]

Oh, the guy wasn't the ninja. That was Clint, my (then-future?) partner. He attacked us and you know what I'm not sure why I'm bothering to explain this, it's a ridiculous story and not even a very good one, which is sad considering it involves a mid-date ninja attack.

So what's up with you these days?

[civilwarring]

Oh you know, the usual.

Spooky ghost ship. Space movies. Working in medical. I like to think I'm really moving up in the world.

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[alsohawkeye]

Really? I mean Boston's no New York but I wouldn't put it down that hard.

Kidding, kidding. Hey, would you want to watch a movie or something? I think I might've stumbled on space Rocky.

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[alsohawkeye]

Don't worry, I promise not to try to kiss you.

[civilwarring]

Sure. Space Rocky sounds great.

(There's still the whole scene with the stairs, right? Please tell me there are Space Stairs.)

[Dodging that other part? Maybe.]