Kate Bishop (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
alsohawkeye) wrote2024-01-11 07:28 pm
alsohawkeye) wrote2024-01-11 07:28 pm
ataraxion inbox
OPR » 027 » 193
KATE BISHOP
KATE BISHOP
So how goes the whole bow and arrow thing?
[AWKWARD SMALL TALK ALERT.]
[AWKWARD SMALL TALK ALERT.]
[ He gets a reply like 8 hours later. Maybe she was in a dead spot? (No.) ]
Good news: I'm still amazing at it. How goes the whole dude who sucks at exits thing?
Good news: I'm still amazing at it. How goes the whole dude who sucks at exits thing?
Oh you know: still pretty great at acting like a tool.
Have you managed to come up with an explanation in the last month, or should I just assume you have a secret girlfriend or something?
No secret girlfriend I swear.
[And no explanation, apparently.]
[And no explanation, apparently.]
fyi my second guess is that you were overcome by a sudden desire to drink all of my blood so I don't know if you're actually doing yourself any favors here.
I like how you jump from secret girlfriend to blood sucking. That's kind of a big gap there.
Yeah, funny how that happened, right? It's almost like when I got home later the network still existed and I could still read. Between the lines, even!
Look, obviously it's a secret you're keeping and outing people isn't really my thing so if that's what you're worried about, don't be.
You should probably be more concerned about what a terrible liar you are.
Look I don't have any idea what you're talking about.
But seriously when I ducked out last month I had a good reason. It's just private.
[La la la plugs ears everything is fine everything is totally fine.]
[La la la plugs ears everything is fine everything is totally fine.]
[ A pause. Five minutes feels really long sometimes, huh? ]
Alright, I'll just take your word for it. I've been ditched in much dumber ways, believe it or not.
Alright, I'll just take your word for it. I've been ditched in much dumber ways, believe it or not.
I hope it involved someone literally flying away because that's pretty awesomely dumb.
No flying, which now I'm kinda sad about. Also no literal backflipping, but that's sort of how I remember it anyway. Also a really weird incident with a carriage in central park and a ninja, once.
Sort of. It's a long story and I'm still not actually sure why he was trying to be a ninja then. Mid-life crisis maybe.
Ouch. That's rough.
I promise this wasn't a ninja kind of deal.
I promise this wasn't a ninja kind of deal.
Oh, the guy wasn't the ninja. That was Clint, my (then-future?) partner. He attacked us and you know what I'm not sure why I'm bothering to explain this, it's a ridiculous story and not even a very good one, which is sad considering it involves a mid-date ninja attack.
So what's up with you these days?
So what's up with you these days?
Oh you know, the usual.
Spooky ghost ship. Space movies. Working in medical. I like to think I'm really moving up in the world.
Spooky ghost ship. Space movies. Working in medical. I like to think I'm really moving up in the world.
Really? I mean Boston's no New York but I wouldn't put it down that hard.
Kidding, kidding. Hey, would you want to watch a movie or something? I think I might've stumbled on space Rocky.
Kidding, kidding. Hey, would you want to watch a movie or something? I think I might've stumbled on space Rocky.
Page 1 of 56