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[alsohawkeye]

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KATE BISHOP

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[alsohawkeye]

Your opinion has been registered and I have registered my opinion that it is wrong.

Also you should know that I kind of hit on him at the jump once and it didn't go that well. Also I may have suggested that he was a werewolf on the network and he got super defensive about it. Bottom line is I don't think he likes me.

But all of that was a while ago. Maybe he'll have forgotten.

[doggedly]

:(

[doggedly]

but ooer did you do all of that really

only i can do you one better: i hit on his sister
regularly


if he still doesnt like you it will be entirely eclipsed by how much he doesnt like me right now

[alsohawkeye]

He was shirtless and holding an armful of puppies. I'm only human. Also the werewolf thing was definitely Stiles's fault, not mine. I don't remember the specifics but I remember that much for sure.

But that's good to know. I didn't even know he had a sister here.

[doggedly]

it being stiles fault isnt really a surprise to me
but i still feel betrayed :( :( :(
ganged up on :( :( :( :(
if only id known puppies were the way to your heart id

[doggedly]

[er well

maybe don't make promises of puppies dog jokes]

[doggedly]

transfigured up a hovercart load of puppies AGES ago
given one lumpy muscles
alas :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[doggedly]

& yes
absolutely a sister
shes called cora
shes a fit nurse who doesnt like me very muci i think
but i got her a pizza on arima
& shes brilliant

[alsohawkeye]

Please don't give puppies lumpy muscles. Also transfiguring a puppy sounds dangerous to the puppy.

Maybe it's a family thing. Hales just don't like people.

[doggedly]

maybe they just dont like me

[doggedly]

[patiently waiting for that to be refuted...........]

[alsohawkeye]

Possible. But I'm sure we can fix it.

Tell me more about transfiguring puppies.

[doggedly]

[...good enough.]

<3


right so
other things are transfigured TO puppies
not vice versa
wouldnt do that to actual puppies
tea cozy -> puppy
slipper -> puppy
jumper -> puppy

&c &c &c

[alsohawkeye]

But then it turns back into a tea cozy eventually, right? Something about that seems kind of sad. Like if you then turn it back into a puppy again will it remember you?

[doggedly]

i dunno
maybe



dyou want to find out

[alsohawkeye]

Kind of. But now it feels like we're proposing experimenting on puppies.

[doggedly]

theyre not REAL puppies

[alsohawkeye]

aren't they

[doggedly]

no theyre slippers
thats transfiguration

dont get sentimental about the feelings of slippers

[alsohawkeye]

Really cute, occasionally-animate slippers.

[doggedly]

yeah
that are still slippers


look this isnt weird
& are you helping me or not!!!!

[alsohawkeye]

It's at least a little weird. And I'm in the lift, I'll be there soon.

[doggedly]

brilliant

& ill be sure to untransfigure everything ive transfigured so you dont get concerned about their nonexistant feelings

[alsohawkeye]

I'm not saying that pants that used to be a pillow have feelings about no longer being a pillow. Maybe we could just start with animals that seem less real than puppies? Could you transfigure a slipper into a tiny dragon or something?

[doggedly]

does it need to breathe fire