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KATE BISHOP

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[alsohawkeye]

Aha: you met Johanna, that explains it. You two are trying to figure out why I have anything to do with her and what it says about me that I do.

[fullmoon]

I thought she was sort of sweet.

[alsohawkeye]

hahahahahaha

Look, I know she's a total bitch and I'm sorry if she threatened to maim or kill you in some sort of gross and vicious way. She's not always that bad once you get to know her.

[fullmoon]

I'm serious.
She reminded me of a hedgehog.
Spikes, soft underbelly.

[alsohawkeye]

What on earth gave you that impression?

never mind pausing, I'll circle back instead

[fullmoon]

Sirius wants me to ask if you'd marry her.

[alsohawkeye]

Is she going to literally die or the world end if I don't? Am I allowed to get it annulled immediately after she and/or the world are safe again? Also has she had some sort of personality transplant in which this would even be an option?

[fullmoon]

[fullmoon]

Did you laugh before you wrote any of that?

[alsohawkeye]

Does incredulous scoffing count?

[fullmoon]

Depends on whether or not you want Sirius to get 10 points.

[alsohawkeye]

I might have laughed, I might not. You both lose.

[fullmoon]

Fair enough.

For what it's worth, I like her.

[ Kind of. ]

[alsohawkeye]

[ Kate so intensely skeptical. ]

Did you sleep with her?

[fullmoon]

I don't sleep with people.

[ Let him ignore his mistakes, Kate. Be a pal. ]

I talked to her.
I thought she might bite me at any moment.
I can relate, you know.

circling back to this super belatedly i do what i want

[alsohawkeye]

We both know that's not true.

[ he doesn't get to ignore his mistakes while they're talking about johanna ]

What did you talk to her about?

[fullmoon]

Feelings.

[alsohawkeye]

Seriously? Feelings like what? Angry, angrier? Hungry?

[fullmoon]

That's between me & her, isn't it?

[alsohawkeye]

But I'm your friend. Are you saying if a girl talked to you about sirius you wouldn't share it with him?

[fullmoon]

Sirius says we can't both lose.
Who loses the least?

[alsohawkeye]

No, now you've both lost even more. Twenty points each from Gryffindor.

[fullmoon]

Kate. :(

[alsohawkeye]

Do you want to make it thirty?

[doggedly]

kate.

:( :(