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it's like baby tony-stark-blacksmithing

[alsohawkeye]

That's awkward. Time travel is seriously the worst.

I hope he comes around soon. It was probably a shock, and he probably feels kind of dumb for not figuring it out on his own somehow, like you've been laughing at him all this time knowing while he didn't. Which is stupid because you're not that guy but kneejerk reactions, you know? Feeling stupid is the actual worst, possibly even ahead of time travel.

casually texting what do you want /flex

[adhesion]

1. feeling stupid
2. time travel
3. I'm going with unexpected pigeon spikes on rooftops

I guess you're right. I didn't get a chance to explain a lot.
well I didn't actually get a chance to explain anything I just showed him and boom.

/fans self pls canon update so this isn't illegal

[alsohawkeye]

Oh my god I hate those things they are definitely at least the third worst. Pulling a boomerang arrow when you think it's a normal one can be #4.

Hopefully he'll calm down and you guys can talk about it. If there's anything I can do, let me know? I wish I knew him better.

later?

[alsohawkeye]

Wow you weren't kidding about him being mad. Is he always this dramatic?

later.

[adhesion]

[ Not immediately; ]

it's complicated
i wasn't going to go into detail i have to talk to Gwen about it
but he's sick at home
I don't know where Spider-man fits in but that's a part of it
so I guess he's allowed to be dramatic

[alsohawkeye]

Sick like dying sick?

[adhesion]

yeah

[alsohawkeye]

That's rough. I'll cut him some slack on the emo, then.

[adhesion]

he thinks I don't care
and that I'm the one who was supposed to
helpful translation

just some slack don't go crazy now

[alsohawkeye]

Yeah, I picked up on that.

Don't worry, I've dealt with my fair share of angsty man-children on self-destructive spirals.

[adhesion]

but that's the whole thing, right?
I don't see it playing out where I save him at the last moment
it's not like that

[alsohawkeye]

But then why does he think it's your fault? If it were just his sickness. Spider-man is a lot of things but not a doctor.

[adhesion]

yeah tell me about it

[alsohawkeye]

Is he always this much of a jerk, too?

[adhesion]

yes
that's definitely a constant

[alsohawkeye]

Good to know. Childhood friends grown up are always interesting.

[alsohawkeye]

I'm doing my best to reserve judgment here because of him being upset and all but your friend's kind of an idiot.

[alsohawkeye]

Nevermind, he's your friend and I shouldn't bitch about him to you, sorry. It's my own fault for not just leaving him alone, there was no way it wasn't going to turn into some sort of fight. Literally every conversation on the network does lately.

[adhesion]

sorry
talk later