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[alsohawkeye]

Lumpy?

[doggedly]

lumpy

[alsohawkeye]

I know a Derek Hale who's dark, brooding, and has really impressive muscles. If there's a lumpy twin I didn't realize.

[doggedly]

not you too

[alsohawkeye]

What?

So what information are we trying to get?

[doggedly]

remus said the same thing
both of you
swayed too easily
is it needles do you think did he get them through needles
they really are lumpy & i really am allowed an opion on that thanks




& its very sensitive information

[alsohawkeye]

I'm pretty sure it's called lifting. Don't be jealous, you've got your own thing.

How am I supposed to help you get and remember the information if I don't know what it is to begin with?

[doggedly]

yeah i have
like a personality
& no lumps



anyway it isnt jealousy i just want to be allowed to register an opinion

[doggedly]

yA N Y W A Y S
keep your hair on im going to tell you
wered oing recon work cos derek used to hang around with tyke a great deal
'hang around' wink wink ;) ;)
but now hes not been around in some time
& i was going to sign her up for dating
but ive got to do proper research first
or perhasp stage a reunion
im less than fond of ol lumpy but she seems to be so
here we are
getting him pissed in the good name of working out whats gone wrong
classic tactic

[alsohawkeye]

Your opinion has been registered and I have registered my opinion that it is wrong.

Also you should know that I kind of hit on him at the jump once and it didn't go that well. Also I may have suggested that he was a werewolf on the network and he got super defensive about it. Bottom line is I don't think he likes me.

But all of that was a while ago. Maybe he'll have forgotten.

[doggedly]

:(

[doggedly]

but ooer did you do all of that really

only i can do you one better: i hit on his sister
regularly


if he still doesnt like you it will be entirely eclipsed by how much he doesnt like me right now

[alsohawkeye]

He was shirtless and holding an armful of puppies. I'm only human. Also the werewolf thing was definitely Stiles's fault, not mine. I don't remember the specifics but I remember that much for sure.

But that's good to know. I didn't even know he had a sister here.

[doggedly]

it being stiles fault isnt really a surprise to me
but i still feel betrayed :( :( :(
ganged up on :( :( :( :(
if only id known puppies were the way to your heart id

[doggedly]

[er well

maybe don't make promises of puppies dog jokes]

[doggedly]

transfigured up a hovercart load of puppies AGES ago
given one lumpy muscles
alas :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[doggedly]

& yes
absolutely a sister
shes called cora
shes a fit nurse who doesnt like me very muci i think
but i got her a pizza on arima
& shes brilliant

[alsohawkeye]

Please don't give puppies lumpy muscles. Also transfiguring a puppy sounds dangerous to the puppy.

Maybe it's a family thing. Hales just don't like people.

[doggedly]

maybe they just dont like me

[doggedly]

[patiently waiting for that to be refuted...........]

[alsohawkeye]

Possible. But I'm sure we can fix it.

Tell me more about transfiguring puppies.

[doggedly]

[...good enough.]

<3


right so
other things are transfigured TO puppies
not vice versa
wouldnt do that to actual puppies
tea cozy -> puppy
slipper -> puppy
jumper -> puppy

&c &c &c

[alsohawkeye]

But then it turns back into a tea cozy eventually, right? Something about that seems kind of sad. Like if you then turn it back into a puppy again will it remember you?

[doggedly]

i dunno
maybe



dyou want to find out

[alsohawkeye]

Kind of. But now it feels like we're proposing experimenting on puppies.