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[alsohawkeye]

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[alsohawkeye]

This is the part where you tell me why you're asking.

[fullmoon]

Sirius & I are discussing your love life.

[alsohawkeye]

Ha ha

[alsohawkeye]

You're not really, are you?

[fullmoon]

Yes we are really.
How does that make you feel?

[alsohawkeye]

Weird? That is a weird question.

Why are you talking about my love life?

[fullmoon]

It was. I'm sorry.

Sirius wants us to date. I'm talking him out of it.

[alsohawkeye]

Dare I ask why?

[fullmoon]

Honestly, you're just not my type.
Funny, pretty and competent?
Pick one, for Merlin's sake.

[alsohawkeye]

Ha ha

It's because of Estelle Stone, isn't it?

[fullmoon]

It is.
Quite tragic really.

I met Johanna, by the way.

[alsohawkeye]

Aha.

[fullmoon]

Aha?

[alsohawkeye]

Aha: you met Johanna, that explains it. You two are trying to figure out why I have anything to do with her and what it says about me that I do.

[fullmoon]

I thought she was sort of sweet.

[alsohawkeye]

hahahahahaha

Look, I know she's a total bitch and I'm sorry if she threatened to maim or kill you in some sort of gross and vicious way. She's not always that bad once you get to know her.

[fullmoon]

I'm serious.
She reminded me of a hedgehog.
Spikes, soft underbelly.

[alsohawkeye]

What on earth gave you that impression?

never mind pausing, I'll circle back instead

[fullmoon]

Sirius wants me to ask if you'd marry her.

[alsohawkeye]

Is she going to literally die or the world end if I don't? Am I allowed to get it annulled immediately after she and/or the world are safe again? Also has she had some sort of personality transplant in which this would even be an option?

[fullmoon]

[fullmoon]

Did you laugh before you wrote any of that?

[alsohawkeye]

Does incredulous scoffing count?

[fullmoon]

Depends on whether or not you want Sirius to get 10 points.

[alsohawkeye]

I might have laughed, I might not. You both lose.